Dont fjorget to love each other

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

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A drawing of a yellow hazard sign depicting the silhouette of a rabbit falling into the jaws of a trap, or some kind of animal.ALT

it looked like this

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The imagery and vibes of this were so visceral I had to do art about it

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mosscairn

fuck yeah this vibes. the coloring is SO <3

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penandinkprincess

it obviously makes sense, but one of my friend’s kids is going into swim class, and all the parents got an email today going, “when little ones are scared, they cling on to instructors. PLEASE trim their nails.” 

i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me. 

rockitcat

When I taught swim lessons I remember trying to delicately ask parents not to cover their child in shea/coconut/olive oil before lessons.

“I understand your skincare regimen and wanting to protect their tender baby flesh from the pool chemicals, but COULD YOU NOT OIL YOUR CHILD LIKE A GREASED PIG before tossing them in the POOL? Thanks EVER so much!”

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@nakimochiku i CACKLED

likethecastle

Anonymous asked:

Doctor is TARDIS decoration.

doccywhomst answered:

i have a wee theory that the tardis chooses her own interior and telepathically manipulates the Doctor to match.

TARDIS: yeah. this huge library filled with candelabras would look really great with… hmmm… maybe one like this?

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TARDIS: well… not quite…

TARDIS: *lands in the middle of a gang war and deactivates the external shields*

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TARDIS: alright. let’s see the new model.

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TARDIS: much better.

TARDIS: *intentionally lets the Master inside, makes popcorn, and sits back to watch*

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todaysbird

it’s insane to me that people get so mad at animals for doing animal stuff. people will post 4 paragraph Facebook rants about a killdeer nesting in their gravel and include pics of the bird taking care of their nest with 0 idea that they’re like, occupying an Important Driveway. they’re just being little dudes and you’re seething

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stopcallinganimalsstupid

imagine running a bird themed blog and not knowing a single fucking thing about bird intelligence

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are you okay

todaysbird

holy shit. i just looked and this is the only post on the blog. they made it just about this. i am working on a formal apology to killdeer stat

actualized-animal

obviously killdeer are smart, this one just made a tumblr blog